I am on a magical quest to unify the big bang pan-canon of speculative media theories and unknown unknowns into one cohesive and distinct full fathom singularity. The road will not be easy. It has an event horizon haunted by ghosts from the Transhumanist Meme-Packing District, riddled by the hybrid thought contagions of 'pataphysical monsters and the pantropic malcontents of the Cosmic Co-Ed, surrounded by a multiple threat of undead cosmonauts dripping with sanguinary lust while pounding their insatiable ham-fists on our oxygen rich brink, and an ever expanding culture war stretching as far into the theoretical realms and fantasy islands of the Trans-Neptunian Objects we call the 0pik-Oort Cloud as speculative reason can accommodate . But alas, my dear denizens of Middle World Fandom, I am not googling this over-the-counter outside context problem alone. Arm in arm with my Meme-Rider comrades, we seek the enchanted grail of the full fathom singularity. The super-villains of the Intergalactic Recuperation Federation will not impede our path, or keep us in their vile mouths a fetid moment. We will not tarry nor tire, for we have the Robokonon's metatarsus at our feet. We are the psychopomps of a new generation.
This is the new up, and it is held together like our tethers aplomb with so much bubble gum, and kept sweet, tepid and enduring in the words of FM 2030 "OPTIMISM--ABUNDANCE--UNIVERSALISM--IMMORTALITY."