F Austin Love | Spandex TExt

It will pose for all to see the naked binary orifices of the Après Security Guards, "like an umbilical chord of gold," (2) "masked heroes save the dark of night and bookish theorists turn on the spandex moonlight." (3)
For the most part, spandex moonlighting as a phenomenon began with the coven of witches, who came to be known to the world as the 'Impressionists' (this was a children's book written in duck blood on green grape skin somewhere in the Wiemarian District, circa 1905-06 by a real jerk bathed in the waters of ritual hero worship) The curse has never been lifted, modified, careened, derailed or untangled--just sort of poked with a paintbrush.
The words, "under the spandex moonlight," are said to be the very words that the evil Lord Teleologic (4) whispered to a young hero-to-be, after brutally murdering his parents one fateful night in Paris.
That hero-to-be...The Green Candle. The Green Candle (5) is a cosmic courier of the 'pataphysical 'green candle'. The Green Candle wields an unfathomable power so wily it is near impossible to describe. One thing we know for sure is that it does in fact radiate a force known only as the 'spandex moonlight' and a lesser force known as the "colorless star sniff." (6)

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F. Austin Love
<<	"What I need is a new story about who I am." (1)
It will pose for all to see the naked binary orifices of the Après Security Guards, "like an umbilical chord of gold," (2) "masked heroes save the dark of night and bookish theorists turn on the spandex moonlight." (3) For the most part, spandex moonlighting as a phenomenon began with the coven of witches, who came to be known to the world as the 'Impressionists' (this was a children's book written in duck blood on green grape skin somewhere in the Wiemarian District, circa 1905-06 by a real jerk bathed in the waters of ritual hero worship) The curse has never been lifted, modified, careened, derailed or untangled--just sort of poked with a paintbrush. The words, "under the spandex moonlight," are said to be the very words that the evil Lord Teleologic (4) whispered to a young hero-to-be, after brutally murdering his parents one fateful night in Paris. That hero-to-be...The Green Candle. The Green Candle (5) is a cosmic courier of the 'pataphysical 'green candle'. The Green Candle wields an unfathomable power so wily it is near impossible to describe. One thing we know for sure is that it does in fact radiate a force known only as the 'spandex moonlight' and a lesser force known as the "colorless star sniff." (6)

(1) Palahniuk, Chuck, Invisible Monsters (2) Greenberg, Clement, "Avant-garde and Kitsch", from his supervillain masterpiece, Art and Culture (3) Quiettus, Zephyr Current, "Computational Perches", from Dead, Little Worms (4) We now know the true identity of Lord Teleologic to be the modernist art theorist, Clement Greenberg (5) Who by day is the artist, known lovingly by everyone as simply 'Ben' (6) Lord Kevin, the Uncanny, "Notes on Cute", from his seminal text book on meme-riding, The Limbo Mobile Getting Started Kit and Operator's Manual